BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT
If you reblog this before June 1 2014, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants.
Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it.
You have until June 1 to reblog.
Things I can’t wait to see - 2/? | Hiccup’s Smirk
It looks like he’s doing an ad. “Well I bet you are wondering what you are doing here. Well… Dragons. * walks away*
I was thinking more in the lines of:
"Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a longship with the Viking your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to HTTYD2. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like me. I’m on a dragon.”
You made this post ten times better. Thank you!